HARD.FAST.DEEP.

kiri kiri kiri

lol i forgot that torres was still around lol

random musings for the day

all i’ve eaten today is string cheese i am literally a 9 years old.

i would enjoy showering a lot more if i had company and i hope to someday have a constant shower companion.

i think i might be overwhelming tinder boys with my soccer talk but also that’s like the only thing I want to talk about so i just have to hope that eventually one of them can hang. 

found a super cheap flight to portugal and I was trying to think of who i might know there that i could stay with and then i thought of Cristiano ronaldo and had to remind myself that he and I are not actually friends even though we probably should be and we would get along really well. 

oldbookillustrations:

The Steiners on the floor above 
Of breakfast were partaking:
Crash! came the rocket, unannounced,
And set them all a-quaking!

From The Rocket Book, written and illustrated by Peter Newell,  New York, 1912.

(Source: archive.org)

oldbookillustrations:

The Steiners on the floor above
Of breakfast were partaking:
Crash! came the rocket, unannounced,
And set them all a-quaking!

From The Rocket Book, written and illustrated by Peter Newell, New York, 1912.

(Source: archive.org)

Lord give me strength. They scheduled me to work my final shift with the most unpleasant person imaginable. Whatever scraps of personality she does is the absolute worst.